Orange Girl World

Leggings are not pants!!!

This verdict comes from no lesser a source than Ms. Blair Waldorf, and no one effs with B.

Serious, why put yourself through the fashion mistake of wearing leggings as trousers?  No one looks good in leggings.  Even supermodels look a bit fat wearing them; mere mortals simply look ridiculous.

If you insist on wearing leggings, you can get away with them if you wear a pair under a mini-dress or a very long t-shirt.  The key is to have your top covered until at least the point of your mid-thigh.  Anything shorter is an outrage.

REMEMBER: Tights heighten every body flaw you have and you can see your underpants through them, so make sure you are well covered.

Doubly REMEMBER: Do not be like the girl I saw on the bus today: she was wearing TIGHTS with a t-shirt that stopped at her waist.  You could tell she was wearing flowery underwear.  I felt nauseous.

UNDERWEAR ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT = NASTY!