Orange Girl World

It was quite a weekend for our Amy!  Did you see it on the news yesterday?  She punched some hapless audience member during her set at Glastonbury. 

Big deal.  In the rating scale of rock star bad behaviour that doesn’t even hit a 1.  Amy has done far worse and far weirder during the past few months.

We all know she has fallen in with a bad lot, and worse yet, they’re not particular hip and happening.  I mean, Pete Doherty?  That’s so 2006!  Now that he no longer has Kate, or has a musical career to speak of, he’s nothing more than a common smack-head.  Therefore, it is obvious that Amy needs some new friends and I think I have found the solution:

NELSON MANDELA NEEDS TO ADOPT AMY WINEHOUSE!

Yes!  Wouldn’t that be the best buddy pairing ever in the history of buddies? 

Think of it, Nelson Mandela is a wonderful, caring and patient human being.  Amy is a troubled singer in need of help.  She could tour around the world with him helping unfortunates.  She could sing to them, and with all the trouble she has had lately, I am certain she could empathise with their plights.

Before you go off and say, “No, it’s too far-fetched!”  Think about.  It’s not really.  She performed at his birthday concert.  She even sang the finale.  They know each other.  I would be surprised if they weren’t already on each others’ facebooks.

Then just consider how beneficial it would be to Amy.  Of course, she is going to stay off of drugs if Nelson Mandela is looking after her.  Imagine Nelson Mandela phoning Amy:

Nelson Mandela:  Hello Amy!  How are you?  Are you staying off the drugs?

Amy: Yes, of course I am Mr. Mandela.

And she wouldn’t be lying because would it is impossible to lie to Nelson Mandela. 

I think it could be Nelson Mandela’s next great campaign.  You know, after he has conquered AIDS in Africa and that.