A Girl’s Guide to the 21st Century: Tip 1

May 21, 2008 at 11:08 am | In A Girl's Guide to Life in the 21st Century | 1 Comment

Do not – under any circumstances – take nude photographs of yourself. Whether they are Polaroid snaps, pictures on your phone or elaborately posed shots taken by a professional photographer doesn’t matter. Regardless of their quality, these photos will end up on the internet.

Think of the number of American Idol and Miss USA contestants who found their careers quickly cut short because of the naughty pics that emerged of them. They always claim the photos were meant to be private; gifts to boyfriends or pictures taken by friends. They weren’t made for public consumption. However, in this age, everything is for public consumption.

You’ll break up with your boyfriend or you will have an argument with your friend, those pictures will be scanned or uploaded on the net and everyone you’ve ever met, and a few thousand that you haven’t met, will see them. Everyone in your home town will know what you look like naked.

My advice: don’t take a picture unless you would be okay with your first grade teacher seeing it. This is unless you are planning a career as a porn star. In that case, ignore all that I just said.

 

A Girl’s Guide to the 21st Century: Introduction

May 21, 2008 at 10:40 am | In A Girl's Guide to Life in the 21st Century | Leave a Comment

The modern world is confusing.  The social liberation which commenced in the 1960s combined with increasing advances in technology means that the rules of decorum, manners and etiquette are constantly shifting.  The opportunity for public humiliation is greater than ever.

This guide is designed to provide advice on how to navigate through the murky social waters of the 21st century.  It will show you how to avoid common mistakes and how to keep your cool in any situation, be in online dating, break-up by text , office gossip and more.

Why Orange Girl?

May 15, 2008 at 8:41 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment

Nell Gwynn

The name of this blog was inspired by the orange-girls of Restoration theatre.  Led by the former prositute Orange Moll, the orange-girls sold various refreshments during performances including oranges – hence the name.  They served numerous other purposes as well.  They were used to pass messages from gentlemen in the audience to the actresses backstage, occasionally they were used as actresses and sometimes they “entertained” gentlemen.  The most famous orange-girl was Nell Gwynn who went on to be a celebrated actress and Charles II’s mistress.

Ever since high school when I first heard of the orange-girls in drama class, I wanted to form a company and call it Orange Girl.  At the time I thought it was just a little bit cheeky.  Today I think it is a relevant name for a blog on pop culture because of the way everyone involved in the entertainment industry is treated as a commodity and is expected to sell themselves.  Things haven’t evolved much from the days of the first orange-girls.

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